get and give

Ok, this game is all about giving and getting.

The rules are
1)You state what you will do with what the previous poster gave you
and
2)give something/someone to the next poster who can take it and do whatever they wish with it
3)the random item you give away can't have anything to do with what you were given

Clear?

Want examples?

poster 1
I give you a book

poster 2
i take the book and throw it at my brother's head

and i give you a pint of milk

poster 3
i make porridge with your milk

and i give you Michael Owen

poster 4
i make Michael Owen clean out my kennels in his underwear

and i give you a fiver

get it so join in

i give you a plate of worms with ketchup

i give your plate of worms with ketchup to my worst enemy

i give you a smile

i take your smile to make me happy
i give you a handshake

i take your handshake to introduce myself to my new boss

i give you an answer

i take your answer and wonder what the question was
i give you chocolate

i eat i mean take the chocolate!!

and give you..... some cheese!

i make cheese on toast with your cheese

i give you my coursework!!!!

i take your coursework and get someone to do it!

i give you a calculator

i use your calculator in my maths test

i give you a saddle

i take your saddle and use it on my friends horse

i give you a yorkshire terrier!!!!!.....!!!!!!!!!!

i give the yorksire terrier to my friend because its her fav breed of dog!!!

i give you a wish

i take the wish and wished for as many wishes as i liked


i give you a hat

i wear that hat,

i give you a shoe

i take your shoe and use it for my art project

i give you a smile

i take your smile and wear it with pride!

i give you a christmas tree

i take your christmas tree and decorate ready for xmas!!!

i give u a santa hat

i take your santa hat and wear it.

i give you a whippet!

i take your whippet and race it

i give you a pen

I take that pen and draw you a picture

i give you the picture

i take the picture and frame it

i give it back as a present for xmas

i take it as a christmas present and hang it on the wall.

i give you a BIG haloween surprise...

i take your BIG haloween surprise and use it to scare my mates

i give you a witch!!!

i take that witch and send it to the moon!!

i give you a christmas pudding!...

i put it in the bin(cuz i can't stand christmas pudding)

i give you a santa's outfit